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Now that Ted Cruz has announced his candidacy for president, the religious floodgates will open.

The competition will be fierce as to which of all the eventual Republican candidates is more religious than the others, and this will be accompanied by their claims as to which American citizens are on the “God Hates” list, which American citizens their supporters need to reject and treat shabbily, and which of them and their supporters will be saved when God sees their devotion to Him and what they claim are His wishes.

Of course, those most likely to be on the saved list will be those who thinkĀ  just like the candidate.

Hatred and mistreatment of scapegoats, and listening to and following what the candidates will claim came to them directly from God, will get a lot of people to vote for them. Except, the same confusion from the last presidential election might enter, especially if people remember that a number of candidates claimed God had chosen them to run, and they lost to the “anti-Christ”.
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Perhaps, having learned His lesson, God will choose only one candidate this time, but with them all claiming to be that one, well, there will be confusion again.

And, of course, the God who is making the final judgment and picking the one candidate will be an angry, old, white man who created mankind, givingĀ  us free will so that He can punish us for using it.

But, wouldn’t it be great if after all their attempts to use people as the “enemy” to scare people into voting for them, and claiming a politically expedient relationship and deep knowledge of His mind, these same candidates find, when their time comes and they stand before the throne of God, He turns out to be a big, Black, leather queen who is not amused.

 

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