I will avoid any Freudian slippage of a  Hitlerian reference, but when there was a shooting event  at a police station in  Paris, France, Donald Trump managed to accomplish with Paris, France what Adolph failed to do in his attempt to establish the 1,000 year Reich..

A knife-wielding ISIS terrorist was shot by les gendarmes while attempting to force his way into a Paris police station on the anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo arrack. 

Trump’s reaction was this tweet,

“Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at is highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime.

GET SMART!”

Apparently he may think that Hitler had been successful, and the Germans remained in Paris after the Second World War, and had annexed it.

But redrawing the European map is not The Donald’s only talent.

He can rewrite history and has the spherical appendages to do it right in front of the witnesses to the actual events.

Now forget that in one telling of the story, Donald Trump goes for the heart strings by telling of his being in his apartment on September 11, 2001, and watching people jumping to their deaths from the World Trade Center towers. That story’s biggest flaw, besides his apartment being four miles away, was that he was removed from the event, and not part of it. His watching television and seeing the televised shots of thousands of Muslims celebrating across the river in New Jersey from a safe and comfortable place and not being part of what was going on outside his gilded palace needed some revision to bring the Donald into the important part of events

As he told the original story,

“Many people jumped and I witnessed it, I watched that. I have a view—a view in my apartment that was specifically aimed at the World Trade Center.

I watched those people jump and I watched the second plane hit. I saw the second plane hit the building and I said, ‘Wow that’s unbelievable.’”

And then he was able to say repeatedly during the present campaign,

“There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down. I know it might be not politically correct for you to talk about it, but there were people cheering as that building came down — as those buildings came down. And that tells you something. It was well-covered at the time.”

And,

“I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down, and I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down.”

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In his new version, there is

“nothing nicer than [the] U.S.A. I think what I want to do is I want to talk just for a second. I wrote this out and it’s very close to my heart. Because I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen down on 7/11, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down and I saw the greatest people I have ever seen in action.”

The attacks occurred on Sept. 11, 2001.

He said he had written his statement out, so it was not a question of a spontaneous mind fart.

And, considering that the area had been cordoned off before the towers fell, and especially after, it would be hard to explain how he got from his apartment to Ground Zero since he was not a First Responder, nor someone dressed as one.

And we certainly cannot question either version of the story as it is how Trump remembers it, no matter how one contradicts the other because in his own words regarding his memory he reminded us,

“I have the world’s greatest memory. It’s one thing everyone agrees on.”

So we must accept that as he stood in his apartment near the 7/11 down by the World Trade Center which was four miles away, Donald Trump watched not only people jumping to their deaths, but he could see across the river into New Jersey at the moment the towers fell.

And accepting that, we must now revise what we learned from geography classes in school, and what we may think when consulting Google Earth, and just accept that Paris is no longer in France, but is now in Germany.