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I can accept that Trump has some familiarity with toilets and the flushing thereof, after all, he does have a thing for fancy restrooms.

In 1989 when he began what would become another failed business, Trump Shuttle, he had all the aircraft exteriors of the planes of the company he had bought, Northeastern Shuttle, repainted and the interiors redecorated with maple wood veneer, chrome seat belt latches, and gold colored lavatory fixtures which were only gold in color.

His private jet has gold-plated sink fixtures in one bathroom, but, again, not solid gold.

His Fifth Avenue Trump Tower penthouse includes nicely gilded furnishings and a five star bathroom with solid gold sinks, million dollar walls, and, although it is not gold, an “intuitive” toilet that senses which way you are approaching it and will lift the cover and seat most appropriate to you intended usage.

When they entered the White House, Trump and Melania, as previous first couples had done, requested museums to loan them some masterpieces to adorn the walls.

The Guggenheim was asked to loan a Vincent Van Gogh painting, “Landscape with Snow” from 1888,  for the private residence, but, as that work was not available, the museum offered the fully functional toilet made out of solid 18-karat gold entitled “America”, estimated to have cost $1 million to construct, and designed by Italian-born artist Maurizio Cattelan.

Cattelan’s toilet was available after concluding its year-long exhibit in a public bathroom on the museum’s fifth floor where it had been used by visitors.  

The artist offered it to the White House for a long-term loan with the explanation,

“Everything seems absurd until we die and then it makes sense.”

But, not actually owning a golden toilet aside, Trump does have to use toilets, so his concern about the number of times it takes to flush one effectively is understandable enough to give some glimpse into his desire to have the EPA look into the country’s toilet flushing crisis.

There is, however, no evidence to even assume Trump has ever loaded and run a dishwasher.

But he is aware of the related crisis.

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Along with all those “friends”, “many people”, and the associates who take turns Round Robin style in the stories where someone encouraged him, he learned of this latest crisis because “women tell me” they have to repeatedly run their dishwashers.

I find it astounding that when women get to speak with a president, regardless who it is, they bring up the dishwashing problems.

“Remember the dishwasher? You’d press it, boom! There’d be like an explosion. Five minutes later you open it up, the steam pours out. Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me …You know, they give you four drops of water.”

Now his Department of Energy has said that it will move forward with rule-making changes that would exempt new dishwashers from existing energy-efficiency standards, asserting,

“People’s time is a nonrenewable resource.”

And the time it takes to load the dishwasher and then watch television or get involved in any activity while the machine does its work in another room without you having to be there, is such an inconvenience.

But as one beleaguered dishwasher user informed the Department of Energy,

“Please mother of God, allow someone to make a dishwasher that will get my dishes for a family of 5 clean enough, fast enough to empty the dishwasher by bedtime!”

The move to deregulate efficiency requirements for this and other appliances is being led by the Competitive Enterprise Institute, a group known for its activism refuting climate-change statistics.

FreedomWorks is pushing a petition “Make Dishwashers Great Again”.  

The new standards would waive the water-efficiency requirements that have limited dishwashers to use half the water and energy of those from 20 years ago.

As far as the alleged tortoise speed of the appliance, the lower wash cycles was created to meet market demand for quieter dishwashers and a gentler cycle that boosts the longevity of what is being washed.

According to a study at Germany’s University of Bonn, dishwashers use half the energy, one-sixth of the water, and less soap than hand washing.

That addresses the DOE concern about People’s time being a nonrenewable resource.

And instead of waiting around idly while the dishwasher chugs along, go watch a movie, get involved in community work, play with the kids or you spouse, or just get a life.

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